I think Trump is dying. Have you seen how happy Melania is lately?

#Rump

Block Trump’s crusade against free speech and nonprofits

Trump and Stephen Miller are mobilizing the Department of Justice, Department of Homeland Security, and FBI to target the organizations and people opposing their authoritarian takeover.

Demand Progress

#InternationalFunnies #russia #rump #bennett

Babushkas Unite. 🧣 🇷🇺

Donald is solemnly giddy in anticipation of his imminent passionate communist whippings/ beatings/wollopings.

Yes!!!!

Victory to Comey. Sweet, sweet victory indeed.

✌🏻

Suck it, Rump.

#jamescomey

#rump. #ComeyWin #justice_actually
#TrumpTackyGoldOvalOffice #2025

Then hack it up with Lima bean green clotted sputum the gloriously gloppy texture of cold oatmeal… and choke yet again.

(Whatever you do DO NOT actively taste the clotted Lima Bean green sputum. Putrid rotting fish heads are easier on the taste buds than this toxic and slightly fluorescent Ick of glop.)

👿 🫟 🃏

La semaine dernière, j'ai eu la chance d'aller à @UYBHYS , où j'ai rencontré quelques fans - et quelques détracteurs qui ne voyaient pas le crocodile en moi, mais une mouette (ils ont trop mangé de palourdes !).
Ca méritait bien un petit dessin avec des tas de clins d'oeil que je vais laisser à chacun le plaisir de découvrir ;)
PS. Rien qu'avec les crêpes du jeudi soir, j'étais déjà content d'être venu à la conférence - et elle n'avait pas encore débuté. C'est dire.

#UYBHYS25 #blagues #conférence #sécurité #rump #ASN1 #latrodectus #frigo #CIRCL #qemu

@AAronL1968 let’s review how much money #intuit donated to the #rump administration and members of congress in the last 12 months.

what? that information isn’t available?

but they already have the data from my 2025 W2 forms that haven’t even been filed yet?

wow, they’re good!