Spent too long thinking about which colleague each PM tool would be. No regrets:
#Redmine: Still on SVN, prints his emails
#DevOps: Acts all enterprise, secretly just wants Excel
#Jira: 200 plugins, hates his own kid #Rovo
#Linear: Actually a designer, judging your font
#Asana: The wellness coach nobody asked for
#Monday: All billboard, no backlog
