A candle flickers in the center of the room. La #Rochefoucauld lounges in an armchair, elegantly detached, his piercing gaze seeing through everyone. #HeddaHopper perches on the edge of her seat, hat immaculate, ever ready to skewer reputations with a flick of her tongue. #PerezHilton, all energy & bravado, leans in, already drafting a headline in his mind. And in the shadows, a phone screen glows: @Deuxmoi faceless, ever watching, feeding the beast of modern gossip in Real Time™.
@DeuxMoi: Respectfully, that show walked so I could run. But let's be real. Real anonymous sources don't care about high school drama. If GG was around today, it'd be tracking CEOs politicians & celebs sneaking out of private clubs.
La #Rochefoucauld: Here lies the great paradox of gossip. Those who wield it best are never seen. Yet, this Gossip Girl was everywhere & nowhere. Omnipresent yet intimate. She was less a person than a force... until of course they ruined it by giving her a face.
