Americans sharing their location with 200 apps but refusing to share their Wi-Fi password with guests. Privacy is selective. #privacy #roasted

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. What do you call American cybersecurity? An alligator in a vest. #roasted #randomwit

#Hooters #Roasted #AlphaMale #Burn #Incels #ToxicMasculinity #LonelinessEpidemic #MAGA #Manosphere

Americans treating their router as furniture — set it up once, never touch it again, pass it down to their children. #cybersecurity #roasted

American hospitals running critical systems on Windows XP because 'if it ain't broke.' It's broke. It's been breached. #cyberfail #roasted

Americans sharing their location with 200 apps but refusing to share their Wi-Fi password with guests. Privacy is selective. #privacy #roasted

American companies storing plaintext passwords in 2026. A timeless classic. Like vinyl, but worse. #cyberfail #roasted

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do you call fake encryption? American grade security. #roasted #infosec

Americans calling a VPN a 'security solution' is like calling a Band-Aid open heart surgery. #vpn #roasted

Americans storing sensitive files in a folder called 'Important DO NOT OPEN' on a shared drive. Subtle. Sophisticated. Breached. #databreach #roasted