FOUR YEAR OLD: ‘ock, ‘aper, ‘issors.

She throws scissors. My wife throws scissors.

FOUR YEAR OLD, pinching her mom’s fingers: I cut your ‘issors!

Again against her nine year old sister. She throws scissors. Her sister throws rock.

FOUR YEAR OLD: I cut your rock!

#parenting #roshambo

if you want a break from politics for 5 mins, an incredible story of #lizards that effectively play #roshambo / #rockpaperscissors with their genetics. Kudos to a bunch of #scientists who did a lot of lizard #sequencing to work it out.

gift link for #nytimes

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/01/science/this-diminutive-reptile-plays-rock-paper-scissors.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BVA.Sm0_.YHLZt99HCFu-&smid=nytcore-ios-share

This Diminutive Reptile Plays Rock-Paper-Scissors

Side-blotched lizards probably don’t call the game that, but they play a version of it anyway. A new study explains the hidden biology that makes this possible.

The New York Times
Now with more tangents and non sequiturs. Uncle Stewart picks? Yep
#MarinMusicCenter #guitar #picks #roshambo #karatechop

@faab64 @israel @iran @palestine
Iran had been allowing iaea in
They got bombed
Iran had agreed to all demands and only asked to lift sanctions
They got bombed
Why would you keep playing the game when you're the only one getting kicked in the nuts¿

#Iran #ieae #roshambo

Important star Wars/Death Star weakness explanation 😜😂
#StarWars #DeathStar #StarWarsLogic #SciFi #KickedInTheBalls #Roshambo 🤣

@Zehavoc
...but can you beat my #AI from years ago at #RockPaperScissors?

http://www.rpscontest.com/human/5460002

(To be fair, ideally gotta go 100 or 200 rounds but only takes a couple minutes.) Lemme know how you do if you do!

#RoShamBo #game #ML #machinelearning #random #model ing #ReinforcementLearning

Rock Paper Scissors Programming Competition