Oh gah they really did the Hero Spots His Nemesis In A Rapid Focus Change and Slow Motion Hero Movement thing. #RiseOfTheLycans
Wow, they did the xenomorph-sticks-muzzle-next-to-Ripley’s-ear thing. Also man I really hate the villain in this thing, so I guess that’s usually good in a movie. #RiseOfTheLycans
And then Thorin tells the werewolves to fuck off in fluent Death Metalese, so they fuck off, and the vampires show up and shoot him in the back, because really what else did you think they were going to do? So clearly the big Black dude is the audience stand in here, because he’s as confused as I am about now. #RiseOfTheLycans
So uhhh what does this stagecoach rescue scene do other than establish that Thorin is really devoted to Lady MacBadass? #RiseOfTheLycans

There’s a liiiiight shining at the Frankenstein place, there’s a liiight *waves lighter in air*

#RiseOfTheLycans