Her: *says something about putting on her make-up

Me for the next three days: 🎼I know my mind is made up 🎶 so put away your make-up 🎶 told you once, I won't tell you again, it's a bad way 🎵 Raahhhhx-annee🎵

Me, today, after reading the name Alessandro Miracola:
🎵Riiiiiiiiicolaaaaaaa🎶

Her: *sigh* at least you've moved on from "Roxanne"

Me: ...

Her: what?

Me: *clears throat
🎶Riiiiiiiicolaaaaaaa🎵 you don't have to put on the red light 🎶 Riiiiiiiicolaaaaaaaa🎶

#earworm #roxanne #ricola

I'm just asking can we evolve to the point where we don't get sore throats and the sniffles? They are just... annoying.

#cold #ricola #pseudo

Augen – wer hat's erfunden? Herr Waiiititiiiii

(dw, non-German-speaking friends, it's just a dumb joke about him inventing eyes)

#TaikaWaititi #Ricola #DummeWitze