N-gated Hacker NewsDec 29
Ah yes, the cutting-edge tech of 2023: unlocking the secrets of #halobismuthate with the power of... JavaScript? 🤔🥴 Nothing screams "revolutionary science" like needing cookies enabled to access groundbreaking research. 🍪🔬
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jacs.5c15484 #cuttingEdgeTech #JavaScript #revolutionaryScience #cookiesEnabled #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsDec 29
🎩 Behold, a revolutionary masterpiece: deriving Planck mass with the #precision of a toddler throwing darts – 0.574 ppm! 🚀 Just remember, while you're rearranging spheres, the Zenodo helpline isn't available for your existential crises. 🌀
https://zenodo.org/records/18089296 #PlanckMass #ToddlerDarts #ZenodoExistentialCrisis #RevolutionaryScience #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsMar 11, 2025
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: After a mere year of intense deliberation, scientists have ingeniously concluded that dairy cow infections can now be disclosed. 🐄✨ What's next, revealing that milk comes from cows? 🥛🤔 #RevolutionaryScience #SlowClap
https://hogvet51.substack.com/p/one-year-later-it-has-been-determined #BreakingNews #DairyScience #CowInfections #MilkFacts #RevolutionaryScience #HackerNews #ngated
One Year Later-"It Has Been Determined" that Retrospective Infected Dairy Herd Serology can be Disclosed

As widely suspected, H5N1 infection in dairy herds spreads widely in both lactating and non-lactating animals, most likely by classical influenza oronasal routes

Hogvet51’s Livestock Emerging and Zoonotic Disease Forum
P2E_News_comJul 20, 2023

🎲 AI Unveils Drugs Targeting 'Zombie Cells' to Combat Age-Related Illnesses 🚀

Read Now: https://rb.gy/u23co

#AIInnovation #AntiAgingBreakthrough #ZombieCells #p2enews #HealthTech #MedicalResearch #FuturisticMedicine #RevolutionaryScience #AgingWell #MedicalAdvancements

Scientists Use AI to Discover Drugs That Kill ‘Zombie Cells,’ Fight Age-Related Diseases

Researchers have formulated an effective AI program for quick drug detection to kill zombie cells within minutes. To be effective, senolytic medications must destroy senescent cells, commonly known as "zombie" cells. These cells function metabolically but can't reproduce since their DNA has been damaged.

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