Kitchen tables. Just. Like. This.

What does your kitchen table look like? I’ll bet it wouldn’t fit in with Katie Britt’s unaffordable-to-me-in-this-life-and-the-next kitchen…

#KatieBritt #KitchenTable #MyKitchenTable #KatieBrittsKitchenTable #SOTU #RepublicanResponse

I can't get enough Katie Britt mocking, and other infectious diseases.

#KatieBritt #RepublicanResponse #GOP #NoRepublicansEverAgain #Alabama

My Name Is Katie Britt, And I Am Singing ‘Tomorrow’ From ‘Annie’ In The Style Of ‘Birth Of A Nation’ https://www.wonkette.com/p/my-name-is-katie-britt-and-i-am-singing

My Name Is Katie Britt, And I Am Singing ‘Tomorrow’ From ‘Annie’ In The Style Of ‘Birth Of A Nation’

OK does the director want me to cry? I need to know if I should cry. I can cry on cue. Does he need to see me cry?

Wonkette

Women listening to the #RepublicanResponse, remember: When we get our way to save our precious future you'll be happy to wear period material capture mechanisms to ensure that you don't pass a fertilized egg that was your responsibility to affix to your uterus. You may get a second chance to avoid a manslaughter charge but if reimplantation fails that will be murder.

This will be multiplied by the number of viable zygotes you produce.

Because women are life and nothing else.

#sotu

Why didn’t Tommy Tuberville give this response? 🤔 #SOTU2024 #republicanresponse
And this is Alabama’s smart Senator. It’s like she’s auditioning for a bad TV show. The constant flipping of emotions is scaring me. #RepublicanResponse
House Republican Calls Out Biden Impeachment: “There’s No Evidence”

Kevin McCarthy wants to move forward the Biden impeachment inquiry—and many in his party aren’t happy about it.

The New Republic

Guillermo del Toro's latest pic may be his darkest nightmare yet.

#RepublicanResponse

What the hell is Sarah Huckabee Sanders babbling about?

I guess a liar never changes her stripes.

#RepublicanResponse
#RepublicanClownShow
#SarahLies
#StateOfTheUnion

Gov Huckabee mentions she’s the youngest governor in the country and first woman governor in her state but forgets to mention that was only possible because she’s a nepo baby - how on brand for a republican #sotu #republicanresponse