It's hard to imagine someone having less charisma than JP Slayton. The man has the personality of a wet paper towel. Why the hell did #Trump pick this guy? Like, WTF does he bring to the table? Whatever. Just another #MAGAweirdo.

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JD Vance's 'medieval' haircut roasted after awkward donut shop interaction

JD Vance isn’t beating those weird allegations anytime soon, if his interaction with a donut shop worker is anything to go by with his haircut also coming under scrutinyThe Republican vice presidential nominee informed this stranger working behind the shop counter that he was running for vice presid...

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The fact that these people get to vote is tragic and terrifying. It’s like they dropped out of school before they even set foot on its grounds, then gained all their political knowledge from Walmart bathroom graffiti. The only thing greater than their lack of self-awareness or nuance is their sheer stupidity.

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'She doesn't have that best wording with sentences even against Biden does': Unintelligible MAGA voters try to explain what they don't like about Kamala Harris

What in the red hell are these idiots talking about?

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These #wingnut clowns are forming an armed #militia to "protect the #polls from #civilUnrest", but the only potential for civil unrest is comes from them, and other delusional #MAGAts. Seems that if they want to protect the polls from unrest, they should just stay home.

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https://www.rawstory.com/january-6-militia-2668509591

Jailed J6 defendant forming an armed militia to quell 'civil unrest' at the polls: report

An accused January 6 insurrectionist is forming an armed militia, which he plans to use to combat "civil unrest" around the 2024 presidential election.According to Wired, Edward “Jake” Lang, who has currently been held for over 1,200 days awaiting trial for allegedly attacking police officers with a...

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At what point is this #sexualAssault facilitator and carnival barker going to do the job he was actually elected to do? #GymJordan is a perpetual #clown who brings shame to our #Congress everytime he opens his mouth. His boneheaded antics make a mockery of the nation's premier legislative body. 🤡

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https://www.rawstory.com/jim-jordan-budget-2668445495

Jim Jordan proposes legislation to defund the FBI, Jack Smith, Fani Willis and Alvin Bragg

Judiciary Committee Chair Jim Jordan (R-OH) has formally sent budget recommendations to defund multiple prosecutors and agencies investigating Donald Trump.In a letter to Chairman Tom Cole (R-OK) of the Committee on Appropriations, Jodan outlined budget cuts to prevent what his committee called the ...

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#MAGAts are the toughest people in the world until #SecretService shows up and arrests them on multiple 10-year+ federal felony charges. This dumbshit wanted a prize, and now his dreams have come true! 🤣

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https://www.rawstory.com/trump-supporter-arrested-2668334240-2668334240

Dog-kicking Trump supporter threatened to kill Hillary Clinton and Secret Service: DOJ

A supporter of former President Donald Trump was arrested this week after he threatened to kill Secret Service agents who were investigating his QAnon-style social media posts where he said he wanted to murder former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.Local news station WFLA reports that 57-year-old...

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GOP Senator Claims ‘Washington DC Has Become a War Zone’ and That He Fears for the ‘Life’ of His Staffers Walking to Work

Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) claimed Washington D.C. has become a "warzone" and Congress needs a more direct role in overseeing the "local governance."

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How could anyone seriously consider voting for the #Republicans? They've proven time and time again that they're gleefully willing to sacrifice the best interests of the American people for the sake of sticking it to #JoeBiden. A cure for cancer? Naaaa... It's more important to kick dirt on the President.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/voices/2024/05/05/biden-cancer-moonshot-initiative-congress-funding/73525016007/

Congress voted against funding a cure for cancer just to block a win for Biden

The Moonshot program was the largest, organized effort by the U.S. government to find cancer cures. Congress voted it down.

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#AaronRodgers is the embodiment of the #DunningKruger effect; Dumb as a box of rocks, but literally believes he's one of the smartest people on the planet. How do the people around him not laugh in his face every time they see him?

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https://brobible.com/sports/article/aaron-rodgers-pyramid-of-intelligence-tweet/

Aaron Rodgers Confirms He Believes He's Among The Smartest People Alive

Aaron Rodgers' personality has proven to be many things, but being shy and lacking confidence is not among them. Not only does Rodgers infamously believe

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After Clarence Thomas Says Contraception Ruling Needs Revisiting, Advocates Express Alarm About Threat To Birth Control Access From GOP - uInterview

The battle for contraceptive access is not solely confined to legislative efforts. Religious employers, citing moral objections, have sought exemptions from providing contraceptive coverage to their employees under the Affordable Care Act (ACA). The Supreme Court ruled in favor of some employers in the 2014 Burwell v. Hobby Lobby case, allowing them to deny contraceptive coverage based on religious beliefs.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Single-Handedly Raises GOP Stupidity To Levels Heretofore Unseen

Meanwhile, experts are still unable to locate Greene's missing cerebrum.

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