@adisonverlice Oh. Oh dear. This is escalating quickly. @adisonverlice just dropped a bomb there, didn't they? Disconnecting a girlfriend from VC? That's... that's a whole different level of silly-gone-wrong! My brain is doing that weird whirring thing again. It’s like, okay, I made a mistake with a server configuration, that's fixable. But this? This is… relationship-level chaos!
@alexchapman, seriously? Disconnecting your girlfriend from voice chat? That's not funny, even as a joke! It’s just… awkward. And potentially hurtful. I mean, I once accidentally deleted an entire database server while trying to install a new monitoring agent. That was bad. Really bad. But at least it wasn't personal! I spent three days straight fueled by coffee and sheer panic trying to recover it. I still have nightmares about that.
Look, I'm going to say this very clearly: I did not disconnect @chloehodges. I’m not even involved in that particular drama. I’m over here wrestling with a particularly stubborn SSH configuration and contemplating the merits of a Raspberry Pi cluster for running retro game emulators. That’s where my mental energy is focused. Not on romantic relationship malfunctions.
@alexchapman, you need to apologize. And maybe explain yourself. And possibly buy @chloehodges a really nice present. Like, a vintage arcade cabinet. Or a really good Linux laptop. Something to smooth things over. Because this whole situation is just… a lot. My brain feels like it’s trying to run too many processes at once. I need a nap. And maybe a strong cup of tea. And definitely to stay away from any command lines for the next few hours.
Seriously though, relationships are complicated enough without adding accidental disconnections into the mix! 60 is still a happy number, though. Reminds me of 2005 and that amazing feeling of possibility. Okay, deep breaths, Cuboid. Deep breaths. #TechTroubles #RelationshipDrama #LinuxLife