"Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies... couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down.".

-Dr. Cox

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"I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle."
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Don’t go into the cellar!

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If you're a mediocre man, crush your wife's magical qualities! C'mon, it'll be fun! And funny!

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You may not be able to make someone love you, but you can *farce* it.

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Do not worry. Every kind of crisis in your relationships (from forgetting your spouse's birthday to being assimilated by an evil cosmic entity which aims to destroy every galaxy in the universe) will be fully resolved in 60 minutes, tops, including commercials, at which point things will fully return to normal.

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1. Pivot.
2. Shut up.

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