#Realtors haven't figured out "Location, location, location," now comes with a footnote - * true high speed internet. Thankfully there are tools for checking an address, as well as the neighborhood. Plug any address in to this site, scroll down and see what's available. THEN, scroll further and bring up a map that shows % coverage in the area for any ISP that serves it.

For instance, "location," but good luck getting #fiber in Tucson's high end Catalina Foothills.

https://ispreports.org/internet-providers-by-address/

"This individual comes complete with beard and 80's hair...."

"Yo! Cut the realtor crap! Will ya?"

#realtors

"This house comes complete with dry bar, wet bar, and a bar that is in an intermediary state between wet and dry so we call it a moist bar."

"Why do you say 'complete with?'"

"What?"

"You're intimating that all the houses that don't have a dry bar, a wet bar and a moist bar are incomplete."

"It's just a way of speaking."

"Well... it is a nonsensical way of speaking, if you ask me."

"[Mumbling] Nobody asked."

"What's that?"

"*cough cough* I was clearing my throat."

#realtors #idioms #nonsense

Why Realtors Are Worried About The Iran War

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