Were you not #raptured because you didn't believe in it, or because you weren't a good person? The archive can be found at https://www.stanyan.me/comic-strip/lmoe for now.

#apocalypse
#rapture

In case of rapture, can I have your stuff? #raptured #funny #comedy #fyp https://newsclapper.com/video/qlLKv7KkeRqvWR8y?r=5olVql1GP2 via @theclapperapp.bsky.social
In case of rapture, can I have your stuff? #raptured #funny #comedy #fyp - Clapper

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I'm thinking that in the #Christian #religious world, they might be thinking #Charlie_kirk got #raptured a handful of days early, just to prepare for the big event.

From there, the #conspiracies can germinate until he's upgraded to the most holy #SaintCharlieKirk.

Did anyone get #Raptured today?

I thought I had been at one point, but actually it turned out I was having a nice nap while parked up on my break.

God, it feels like Heavenly Bliss to just take a break from work at times.

#RaptureDay #TheRapture #Rapture

#Christians Didn’t Get #Raptured, Did #Jesus Forget to Come? September 23, 2025 Prediction - Whoops!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LCyXX2rGr0

#christianity #cult #christian #scam #atheist

Christians Didn’t Get Raptured, Did Jesus Forget to Come? September 23, 2025 Prediction - Whoops!

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If today's the rapture then why was my subway train so full?
#nobody #gets #raptured in #NYC #today
Oops. I wasn’t #raptured. 🙄
I’ve thought about it, and get #raptured tf off my planet. Kthxbye