In Search of a Better WorldDid anyone get #Raptured today?
I thought I had been at one point, but actually it turned out I was having a nice nap while parked up on my break.
God, it feels like Heavenly Bliss to just take a break from work at times.
AnneTheWriterBonus #Joke
I keep my coupons in the fridge... so they don't expire.
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Religion #RaptureTok #RaptureDay #TheRapture #EndTimes #Rapture #CouponClipping #Coupons #Jesus #Christianity #Puns
Bonus #Joke
I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative... Now I'm about to start a religious movement.
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Some religious humor for those of us who didn’t get raptured today.
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🏳️🌈Jamez Re!nert🏳️🌈
Kay 
The spring #equinox in #NewZealand for 2025 will be on Tuesday, September 23, at 6:19 a.m. NZST. Today is officially the very last day of Winter ❄️ (Thanks @Amirzing )
Today is also #BiVisibilityDay 
And for some believers, today is #RaptureDay (see story below)
I'm happy with the idea of bi people in Aotearoa New Zealand being rapturous over the #EndOfWinter ❄️ #StartOfSpring 🌱 🌼 🌸
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360832132/rapture-what-it-and-why-do-people-tiktok-think-today-day
JamesSo a very happy #RaptureDay, although I have some bad news: If you're reading this, then I'm afraid it's been decided that you won't be chosen.
Marmota Maniacalis - 🔜 Beyond DarklandsDoes anyone know what time the Rapture is supposed to happen? Is someone gonna live-stream it? #RaptureDay
Dæmon S.In this #RaptureDay, I must emphasize my commitment before the lord:
Go fuck yourself, Demiurge, you ridiculous transcendental piece of shit! I'd watch with joy when The Mighty Dark Goddess rips you off into countless fragments of infinitesimal energy as Her Mouth sucks your pointless authoritarian existence entirely and Her Feet crushes your vicious cycle of cosmic slavery. Fuck you, Yahweh!
Hail Lilith!
Go fuck yourself, Demiurge, you ridiculous transcendental piece of shit! I'd watch with joy when The Mighty Dark Goddess rips you off into countless fragments of infinitesimal energy as Her Mouth sucks your pointless authoritarian existence entirely and Her Feet crushes your vicious cycle of cosmic slavery. Fuck you, Yahweh!
Hail Lilith!
Just an idea for #RaptureDay... If we buy up all the inflatable sex dolls and fill them with helium.....