I Peed My Pants One Too Many Times Until This Happened! Tabs, Fri., April 21, 2023

I ain't clicking that. Morning news roundup!

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Everyone Loves Ralph Yarl, Except For That One Asshole With A Gun

We'll take this as a Nice Time!

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Kansas City Confirms It Is Crime To Shoot Black Teenager Who Rings Your Doorbell

Ralph Yarl lived to tell his side of the story, which makes some form of justice possible.

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White Guy Shoots Black Kid In The Head Because He Rang His Doorbell. This Is America.

He also shot him in the back. Kid must've rang the doorbell more than once.

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