INTERESSEERT ME ECHT GEEN KUT..
I'll get myself good and Deliciously in trouble.
●. Then you should SAVE ME, get scared
☑️. Papa™
■. I'm not gonna STOP Living and stay in the house with tape on my mouth, just because YOU can't #Proteccy like a man
●. I'm Daing what I'm Daing, I'm me. You said yes to it, then you Deal with the Life you bought
●. I do EVERYTHING already myself, I protect YOU from my situation. Bitch, JUST PROTECT.. I'm already in Hiding because you ARE LATE
☑️. Genie.. "WHO is JOHNNY"
■. 🧾
JOHNNY is my Boyfriendbrother, he was the first who played my boyfriend for Proteccy. He is DEAN (Gilmore Girls).
●. Dean
●. Fresh Prince of Belair
●. WILLSMITH
●. Pure Johnnysalt, that's why he was The Perfect man to me.. because he's in BASICMODE. Only #Proteccy but he needs hooks of his own.
✔️. Alien is saving JOHNNY
🏷. Guilty is a thing they gave JOHNNY so much and he wears it like a Dean. It's not needed anymore, Johnny.. you're Free
... I'm gonna give him Oma now, she's MY Fairy Godmother. She can do her #Proteccy thing with him. It's perfect for him, I just thought of it.
Oma, please.. can U?
■. AND WHY can't you just #Proteccy from Distance. Is it maybe because you're not THAT FAMOUS after all. You can't send a good guy over, some Bodyguard (Private Pay) to tap me. You know, if you really were that Famous.. you totally could've.
●. I'm ARMY and you are BTS, you should Protect me.
●. I'm an illegal Korean - victim of The West. You are Asian, KOREAN even. You should be my Friends, come running.
●. I'm all of BTS' Soulmate⁉️ maybe, PROBABLY not. I've changed my mf mind about it
Such FECKING annoyals, it's not even mentioned that she mf ESCAPED. She DID FECKSTECKERZ.. you can see she's a Kpopidol. They don't hang around in old Studentbuildings, pretending to be in class‼️ WHY are you all so Sentimental.
●. All about the Romance, I WANT TO PUKE
• HE'S UGLY also
• DOONA obviously don't care at all, she's just using him for #Proteccy. WHATEVER, she hates him
... I'm PriscillaPresley™. Elvis was known to be a stalkertype. Only taking photos of his girls in Outfits that he picked out. Then he would cherish them. He was known to be controlling, he locked Priscilla in the house.. because he was so OVER THE TOP jealous. He also was #Proteccy too much which caused his temper tantrums.. and he might've almost hit her once or twice.
●. But he didn't hurt her, he didn't HURT her. He never did, he was just CRAZY in his mind because he cared so much.
... I'm PriscillaPresley™. Elvis was known to like way younger girls and only virgins. He was a baby himself, but he didn't look like one. He was super INNOCENT, and he was the type to stalk forever. He took photos of Priscilla also underaged, but she said yes to it. It was a thing between them, but he was portrayed as some Pedophile. Elvis was controlling from #Proteccy. Priscilla needed American Visa, he dressed her to his wishes! Later accused of ABUSIVE.
●. a Boy in Love won't hurt you.
🏷. You can actually go straight to the Point, and see through the Confusion I created. There's not that many options, AT ALL and if you know me.. it's not hard to see where I am. Not even, but I'm an expert at creating Confuccy for #Proteccy
●. I make it CONFUSING so much for most "regular people" that they will feel it's too long a road to figure. They give up, this is how I steal. But, The Team often just plays those people.
Stop playing a RegularJoe™, you ain't‼️
OKAY THEN OKAY, I'll say it for you Gestoordas.. Jungkook & me are never gonna seperate. Sooo, and we are both STUPID and shy.. so we're babies. You gonna have to put us in the PLAYPEN.. you know. You're just Dumb
✔️. YOU are the Adults, you're SUPPOSA put us in the box together.
✔️. WE are just babies, not OUR Fault. He's Perfect, so.
🏷. He's blameless, just like me. I'm not mad at him at all, I'm #Proteccy. It's ALMOST a whole thing. But I'm still 2% mad at him
●. Because he's a Boy
The Book (2nd Edition)