So you built a tool to watch paint dry, but in C++? 🤔💻 Because staring at a timeline of dumb build problems is surely what every developer dreams of doing in their free time! 🚀✨
https://danielchasehooper.com/posts/syscall-build-snooping/ #paintdryingtool #C++ #development #buildproblems #programmershumor #developerlife #HackerNews #ngated
Snooping On Slow Builds (Using Syscalls)

Many software projects take a long time to compile. Sometimes that’s just due to the sheer amount of code, like in the LLVM project. But often a build is slower than it should be for dumb, fixable reasons. I’ve had the suspicion that most builds are doing dumb stuff, but I had no way to see it. So I’ve been working on a cross-platform tool to help speed up builds (you can try it, see below).

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Exactely my humor

Microsoft says some older computers aren't suitable for Windows 11.

However, what often works:

- Install #Linux on these computers

- Install #Windows 11 in a VM

#MicrosoftSucks
#ProgrammersHumor

When brute force meets AI force 😅
Today’s coders ask: “Why solve it when ChatGPT can?”
The struggle is real — but so is the shortcut!

#CodingLife #ProgrammersHumor #ChatGPT #DSA #AItoTheRescue #TechMeme #SoftwareEngineer

STOP DOING #MMAP!

• Files were not supposed to be treated like memory.
• Years of mmaping, yet no real-world use found for giving disk data memory addresses.
• Wanted to have a file in memory anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "reading into a buffer".
• "Yes, please give me a SIGBUS when I run out of space. Please give me a SIGSEGV if I read past the file." — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

#C #ProgrammersHumor

A fun with a Copilot #ProgrammersHumor #ai #copilot
Prepare to LOL: 180+ Hilarious Puns & Jokes About Programming!

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Can't bear to review one more PR today - Lemmy

Wer sich immer schon gefragt hat, warum die #Borg in den #StarTrek Filmen/Serien immer etwas behäbig und träge daherkommen.
Nun... die wurden in #Perl
programmiert.

#ScienceFiction
#SoftwareEntwicklung
#SoftwareDevelopment
#ProgrammersHumor