From the #Velociraptor File of #Prehistoric Misunderstandings
The #Poobah says: “Two #claws, no alibi, and a snarl like broken #jazz. I told the dame not to trust him—he had #feathers in all the wrong places and a hunger for chaos. He vanished into the foliage like a bad debt.”
Moral: Never trust a creature with a kill instinct and jazz hands
#QuoteOfTheDay #QOTD #VelociraptorAwarenessDay #Dinosaur #PoobahSays #Poobahian #MemeCoin #Meme #Memes #Crypto #TempleOfTwadle #Jurassic #JurassicPark
About 131 million years ago, an 11-foot-long ichthyosaur slammed snout first into the seafloor and was rapidly buried by sediments—a sequence of events that helped preserve not only her skeleton, but that of her unborn baby, along with the remains of her last meal.
32 Terrifying #Prehistoric #Animals We’re Glad Are #Extinct
Humans are considered the current apex predator of the Earth, even though we’re constantly killing ourselves by deep-frying turkeys and stuff like that. But even a few million years ago, that crown would go to dozens of other deadly creatures that could pop us like piñatas.Some of the animals that lived in times past made grizzly bears and great white sharks look like teddy bears and goldfish. If I was alive back then, I’d just stay in my cave all day. Cave is safe. Me like cave.We just have to be thankful to God that he chose to wipe out these nightmare-fueled animals from our wonderful Earth. Thank you, God! Please don’t send another meteor.
Ne, pravlk obrovský není zpátky. Vyhynutí trvá navždy. To, co Colossal Biosciences vytvořily, jsou geneticky modifikovaní vlci druhu Canis lupus. Je smutné vidět, jak je veřejnosti bezostyšně lháno tolika médii.
#direwolf #canislupus #wolf #genetics #paleogenetics #ancientdna #dna #cloning #prehistoric #animals #extinction #deextinction #media #colossal #biosciences
https://blogorgonopsid.blogspot.com/2025/04/pravlk-obrovsky-je-zpet-kdepak-jde-jen.html
No, the dire wolf isn't back. Extinction is forever. What Colossal Biosciences created are genetically modified wolves of the species Canis lupus. It's sad to see the public unashamedly lied to by so many media.
#direwolf #canislupus #wolf #genetics #paleogenetics #ancientdna #dna #cloning #prehistoric #animals #extinction #deextinction #media #colossal #biosciences
https://blogorgonopsid.blogspot.com/2025/04/pravlk-obrovsky-je-zpet-kdepak-jde-jen.html
Top 10 prehistoric 'croc' toys
Come take a visit to an enormous dolmen in Portugal! The Anta da Melriça is a beautiful megalithic structure that is over 3m tall!
#megalith #megalithic #dolmen #Portugal #prehistoric