UNTITLED 2108

Wets fall from the sky
Courtyard fills with petrichor
Bubbles sing in glass

#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables
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FUCKING OFF
(A Sonnet... Kinda)
๐Ÿซง

Assignments are all done
Until the next one comes along
I can go outside in the sun
And sit in the shade
'Cuz it's hot out
Even in the shade
But
I can't smoke in the house
So out I go
You know what's gonna happen now
Click, bubble bubble, a pause, a cough
My work day descends into fucking off

๐Ÿซง
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BLASPHEMY

My tummy rumbleth
So with a frown
Toast in toaster
Round side down
Gather ingredients
Set them 'round
Now I wait for it to brown

Partaken with a knife and fork
My open face sandwich
Of sweet and sour pork

#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy #PoultryCoroner

SPECTRAL

Tho never formally diagnosed
I'm pretty sure
I fall within several spectra

#Haiku #Senryu #Not17Syllables #PoultryCoroner

IDLE SPECULATION

Should we meet
Upon the street
I'd give you a squeeze
And kiss your cheek

Then, just for fun
I'd pinch your bum
Stop to observe
Then continue, or run

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IMAGINATIONLAND

I'm imagining
Inappropriate things
Involving you

In my imagination
You like it

A lot

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๐Ÿฆˆ PISSSHARK ๐Ÿฆˆ

The only reason
I get up
Every morning
Is to not piss the bed

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UNTITLED 2158

Nature isn't linear
It's all Fibonnacified,
logarithmical,
and fractal
Which makes it difficult to say
If X then Y
Nevertheless
Things being as they are
It's easy enough to say
Your great grandchildren are an ever diminishing liklihood

#PoultryCoroner

UNTITLED 1539

Since Monday is a holiday
Both there and here
It would seem
No one has need of a pirate
Tho my sign is lit
And so am I

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MIDNIGHT RITUALS

Midnight kisses
always come first
Always

Midnight bongs
follow soon after
Sometimes
They're delayed
Depending how the kisses go

Midnight poetry
if it comes
is usually shit
Case in point

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