Blippy the Wonder Slug ๐ฉ๐ชPAIS IMAGINACIรN
Estoy imaginando
Cosas inapropiadas
Que te involucran
En mi imaginaciรณn
Te gusta
Mucho
SHITPOSTING, AGAIN
The urge, when it comes, it comes on quick
Only so much time before I have to shit
If I try some awkward dance
Try to keep it in my pants
My shorts might end up filled with it
I made it this time, never fear
Dropped my load, and wiped my rear
Now I tell you all about it
Adventures in my world of shit
STUDIOUSLY FUCKING OFF
No assignments
No one has need of a pirate
No ill-gained booty to be gotten
Clean the bong
Run a scrubby through the stem
Fill with fresh water
Click, bubble bubble, a pause, a cough
My work day begins with fucking off
PEEP SHOW ๐
There's a peep show
Running in my head
Constantly
It doesn't stop
Ever
Everyone
Has a part
YET ANOTHER RENDITION OF FUCKING OFF
East Coast stuff is done
Outside it's grey,
no trace of the sun
Smoke a cigarette until it's done
Until such time they send another one
Click, bubble bubble, a pause, a cough
My work day descends into fucking off
MORNING WOOD
I can't help myself
It's hardwired into my core
Scis quis sis, baby
SUBTOOT FOR YOU
One of the first things I do
Every morning
Is check on you
To satisfy myself you're still there
I rarely say anything
Because I know how I am
Sometimes I'll throw a like
It's not a boink thing, per se
That is to say
It's open for discussion
But is neither here nor there
Mostly
It's because I feel better
Just knowing you're there
MIDNIGHT RITUALS
Midnight kisses
Always come first
Always
Midnight bongs
Follow soon after
Sometimes they're delayed
Depending how the kisses go
Sometimes
There's even midnight poetry
This not one of those times
I COULD GIVE A SHIT
I could give a shit
The color of your skin
Who you sleep with
What you wear
Which god you cry at orgasm
How you style your hair
I could give a shit
But I don't
ITERUM : FUCKING OFF : CAVEAT SOMNI
Assignments done
Nothing else to be done
Perhaps I'll join the cats
Lick myself, then take a nap
Ha! I can't really bend that way
I would if I could! Anyway...
Should you see me, as I fly
Blazing across the dreamland sky
The usual warnings do apply