Yessss! We’re getting a #WNBA season! #PortlandFire

So far my disdain for Fred Armisen has outweighed my excitement for the #PortlandFire, so I have not watched that cursed video.

#WNBA

This is a very #Portland hype video for our new #WNBA team, the #PortlandFire. I think the ending is the best part - it's an inside joke about the standoff between the player's union and the league. #Portlandia

https://youtu.be/MOy9YROAEe0?si=r7blWH8a2HoYsxW8

“Did You Hear?” - Portland Fire 2026 Debut Season Schedule | Portlandia

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Hell yeah. Stoked on the hiring of Sylvia Fowles as #PortlandFire asst coach.

#WNBA #SweetSyl

For those not in the know, the arena the #PortlandFire will play in is in the city core (not some car dependent suburb/industrial park. It’s directly connected to a major transit station and a nexus of many major cycling routes. This isn’t rocket science.

Woke up early today to ride my bike to a #PortlandFire pick-a-seat event for people that put a deposit down on season tickets.

The #carbrained organizers assumed everyone would be arriving by car so there was no signage outside for people that showed up to the area by transit, on foot, wheels, etc…

The main doors were locked. Myself and a few wet comrades milled about until someone inside opened a door to let us in and point us towards the end of a massive line.

Your turn #SeattleStorm.

You've been "my team" for the last eight #WNBA seasons, but it's over now, I've met someone new.

#PortlandFire #WestCoastEnmity #AFireInside

I hated the execution of the “flaming rose” in the new Portland Fire logo so much that I had to take my own shot at it. 🔥

#PortlandFire #PDX

Congrats to the #GoldenStateValkyries on a much-better-than-expected first season.

Your grace period is now over, as next season you'll be playing against the #PortlandFire and I cannot offer you any further benevolent feelings because of this.

#WNBA
#WestCoastEnmity
#AFireInside