The @pontifex being an obnoxious #WhiteSox fan is my favorite thing.
Like, many many years from now #Vatican archivists are gonna be like, “why is all of this random baseball stuff here?”. And then we’re going to have historians explaining the South Side of #Chicago in Latin.
But the visit yesterday from my favoritest White Sox, @aj_pierzynskift, is the best. First off, for the first time #PopeLeoXIV may have been more excited to meet the guy rather than the other way around. But secondly, there’s this exchange:
AJ: “You know, the White Sox are in first place right now.”
Pope Bob: “Oh, I’m watching and paying attention. Don’t worry.”
There’s so much built in here.
1. No pressure guys, it’s only the Pope you’ll be letting down.
2. You’re on a mission from God.
3. The performance of the Chicago White Sox once again has geopolitical implications.*
Centuries from now: “Why did Pope Leo XIV declare a Crusade in the 21st Century?” Well, it all started because American baseball owners locked out their #unionized players in 2027 during a #labor dispute…
* - #American President #BarackObama is also a notorious White Sox fan.






