Before we take all these asshats to ICC for war crimes, we are going to need some land to keep them ... I vote for annexing a part of Israel, you know we could keep taking more land too as we need

#joke #PoorTasteJoke #TooEarly

Hugz & xXx

My mate's stutter is so bad, by the time he told us his nanna had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

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@seanddotmedotuk Are you sure you're not confusing "Hung Parliament" with "Hanged Parliament"? #PoorTasteJoke @jbond @UKnoGum @mxtthxw