Maine Cop Joins ICE’s VIP Exit Program, Says Goodbye Voluntarily

#Satire #MaineNews #ICE #PoliceGoneWild #OnlyInAmerica By: TheJestPress.com AUGUSTA, ME — In an unprecedented turn of bureaucratic Uno reverse cards, a Maine police officer has agreed to voluntarily leave the United States after being detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for “looking a little too foreign at the annual Lobster Roll Cook-off.” Officer Gus McFlannel, a decorated member of…

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