@selzero

Is this actually real? I'm sorry to doubt, but we live in the post- #PoesLaw era, and I can no longer differentiate between satire and reality (except that satire often makes more sense than actual reality some days) anymore.

He didn't really tweet that, please tell me this is AI or ChatGPT or something...

I honestly cannot tell if this is real or not...

https://malus.sh/index.html

#PoesLaw #funny #software #tech #ai #oss #foss #code #programming

MALUS - Clean Room as a Service | Liberation from Open Source Attribution

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car could “help babies sweat out toxins.” “Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your […]

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🍽️ det nye budskab fra #DanskVegetariskForening: »du behøver ikke stoppe med at spise dyr, hvis bare du giver os penge i stedet for.«

💶 logikken er at man i stedet for at spise #plantebaseret kan kompensere for #dyremishandling ved at donere penge til en #NGO (såsom #DVF), der arbejder for at folk skal spise #plantebaseret.

🍖 problemet er bare, at #DVF ikke længere arbejder for at folk skal spise #plantebaseret, når de fortæller folk, at det er fint at spise #kød, hvis bare de giver dem penge.

🤑 ingen aktivisme tilbage længere, bare penge.

#FarmKind #CompassionCalculator #EffectiveAltruism #ForgetVeganuary #vegan #vegansk #GoVegan #reducitarianism #LessMeat #hykleri #hypocricy #PoesLaw

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News

😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328

#tradewar #uspol #news #poeslaw #crazytimeline

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News

In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact. 

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@temptoetiam

If #wikipedia is "too left wing" there is always the https://conservapedia.com/ if you want to check your #poeslaw levels, or just to see what the future wikipedia will look like with no "left wing bias"

... But the fascist have a thing against Wikipedia, Musk made noises against it too...

... The Nazis are engaged in modern day book burning, they have deleted multiple websites and they will not rest until the information space is fascist version of history.
#bookburning #fascism

It's a plan for a lifeless city whose sole product is emissions. The proposed benefit is that it could make infinite unremarkable advertisements.

This doesn't even qualify as a case of markets displaying indifference to the world in pursuit of profit. Investors have complained that there's no profit in this.

#poeslaw

@jensscholz Eigentlich hatte ich den Song aus einem anderen Grund rausgesucht. Nachdem ich ihn jetzt (vielleicht zum ersten Mal richtig) gehört habe, frage ich mich, ob hier nicht ziemlich genau das Leitbild dieser Menschen beschrieben wird. Und diese bereits damals an #PoesLaw gescheitert sind.

https://youtu.be/KzEOvyDcVas

Der kleine feine Unterschied zwischen #Zynismus und #Sarkasmus.

#Klimawandel #CDU #CSU

Rudi Carrell - Wann wird's mal wieder richtig Sommer 1975

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