#3GoodThings
- I didn't have to get up for anything particular so I had a long lie in
- #Snooker
- #F1 (sorry from the result)

#AmIDoingItRite?

Ohhhh, and #Heinz #PickledOnion Monster Munch Mayo.

https://theaardvark.co.uk/review-heinz-monster-munch-pickled-onion-mayo.html

Mastodon, you are to blame. Someone posted about Heinz Monster Munch Pickled Onion Mayo, and my curiosity, a force more powerful than my self-respect, took over.

I've acquired it. It sits on my worktop, a monument to questionable flavour combinations. Is this a culinary high point, or just another beige Vauxhall Viva in a squeezy bottle?

The jury is out. My dignity has left the building. Wish me luck.

#MonsterMunchMayo #PickledOnion #Food #WhyDoIDoThis

I've #blogged
This week, I'm diving into the Waitrose condiment aisle. ✨ I'm reviewing both their Malt Vinegar and their Balsamic Vinegar pickled onions. One should be a classic, the other a fancy pretender. But which one actually understood the assignment?
The full, surprising verdict is on the blog.

https://theaardvark.co.uk/pickled-onion-review-10-waitrose-malt-vinegar-and-balsamic-vinegar-pickled-onions.html

#PickledOnion #FoodReview #Waitrose #foodie #BlogPost

Nulla poena sine lege

#FoodCrime #Nope #MonsterMunch #Mayonnaise #PickledOnion

New blog post!
Another day, another jar. My journey as a world-renowned pickled onion influencer continues with a hard-hitting review of "The Dogs Bollocks" onions. It's the hard-hitting, vinegar-soaked journalism you didn't know you needed.
Read my profound thoughts here: https://theaardvark.co.uk/pickled-onions-review-9-the-dogs-bollocks-pickled-onions-from-the-funky-foody-co.html

#pickledonion #foodblogger #isthismyjobnow #blogpost #PickledOnions #FoodReview

There should be a law on the #Fediverse that anyone posting a #PayWall’ed article without a paywall defeated link should have all their Monster Munch taken away for an entire year.

#MonsterMunch #RulesBasedEconomy #PickledOnion #RoastBeef #FlamingHot