N-gated Hacker NewsAug 28, 2025
🚀 Behold, "Lobster" - the #programming #language that wants to be your new best friend by doing all the hard work while you sip piña coladas on the beach. 🦞😂 It claims to combine the best features for game devs, proving once again that the real game is convincing people to use yet another quirky coding language. 📚🎮
https://www.strlen.com/lobster/ #Lobster #GameDev #CodingQuirks #TechInnovation #PinaColadas #HackerNews #ngated
The Lobster Programming Language — Wouter van Oortmerssen

RobertJun 24, 2025
A hot day like this requires a frozen drink, piña colada’s on a shamrock bread plate with the exclusive Fourth of July shot glass.
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#Fiestaware #shamrockfiestaware #PiñaColadas
Show threadPSiReN-X May 1, 2025

#Meanwhile...

#TheOmen is #Still #SuperCool...

#BringOn the #PiñaColadas...

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PSiReN-X May 1, 2025

#ForInformation: #TheOmen is #Still #SuperCool...

#BringOn the #PiñaColadas...

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Show threadPSiReN-X Apr 24, 2025

What's that #Thing that #Happens when you're #SoDesperate to #HaveAParty; your #Brand is #Trash and you're #StillSaddled with the #BarTab of US$26-million from your #LastParty...

I've got to #Ask; #Who is #Bankrolling this #Delusion...?

#Coffeezilla has #TheHat...

#BringOn the #PiñaColadas...

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#Voidzilla: "fyre fest II is 'postponed'..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_soICJmoWY

fyre fest II is “postponed”

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PSiReN-X Apr 16, 2025

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#TheOwl and a #PussyCat went #ToSea in a #BeautifulPeaGreenBoat... #PoweredByMetaphor

They had #PiñaColadas #OnHoliday and then came #HomeAgain to have a #Beer in #TalesFromTheRoseGarden; because #IT was a #GloriousEvening...

#TheEnd...

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Show threadPSiReN-X Apr 9, 2025

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Decided that he wants to #Come to #FyreFestII, too...

#So... #That's #Coffeezilla, #MyLittleBigBuddy and #Me; #TheBFF is #AlreadyPrebooked to be in #Thailand; #So...

There's #StillSpace for another 247-#People for 4-#Hours - #IT's going to be a #Wild 4-#Hours...

With #PiñaColadas...

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PSiReN-X Apr 9, 2025

#OK... #Right... #So...

#Coffeezilla and I are going to #MeetUp at #FyreFestII; #FallInLove (#MyLittleBigBuddy is #FineWithIT); #CruiseAround in #HawaiianShirts with #PiñaColadas #OnTap...

#That's #TheNewPlan... #That's #TheVision...

[#OtherScamsAreAlsoAvailable; #Consult your #Latest #MemeCoinDealer for #Advice]

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#Voidzilla: "im going to fyre fest II"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYSvaZ_u_U

im going to fyre fest II

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PSiReN-X Mar 11, 2025

#Oooph...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyDay of:

• #Updaticating #AllTheRobots;
• #EatingDoughnuts; and,
• #Napping #InBetween #OtherNaps...

#IT #Might be #Time for #PiñaColadas...

#ToMake a #LargePiñaCollider... #YouWillNeed:

• #PineappleJuice;
• #LotsAndLots of #Rum (#AnyOldRum #WillDo);
• #CreamOfCoconut (#TotallySuitableForVegans);
• #Limes (#AlsoSuitableForVegetarians);
• #Ice (#TotallySuitableForPolarBears); and,
• A #ParticleAccelerator...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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PSiReN-X Feb 28, 2025

#Meanwhile...

#InTheVoid... #TexasCorrespondent, #Coffeezilla has gone #TotallyTropical...

#IT #Might be #Time... For #PiñaColadas...

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#Voidzilla: "tate brothers released despite crimes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkhSAHJxI5k

tate brothers released despite crimes

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