All the hours of training will be forgotten.
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While you may look in on your new pet from time to time, it is essential that you leave your rock in its box for a few days.
Of the hundreds of breeds of rocks known to man, only a few show the necessary aptitude required of a PET ROCK.
Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.
There’s a very good reason for this.
To be sure, training a rock to come when it’s called requires extraordinary patience.
However, a refresher course is certainly in order since you will want your rock to sit when you want it to, not when it wants to.
The first symptoms are manifested in an almost unbelievable forgetfulness.
Their ancestors can be found amongst the rubble of the pyramids; the cobblestone streets of ancient European cities; the Great Wall of China.
Don’t allow your PET ROCK to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble.
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