Limit your training sessions to fifteen minutes, twice each day.

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There’s a very good reason for this.

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A chip off the old rock can be much more serious than a chip off the young rock.

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To teach your PET ROCK to FETCH, throw a stick or a ball as far as you can.

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First, wipe the sand from your eyes.

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Slowly, without moving your feet, turn and look down at your rock.

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One half-hour session is not recommended as a rock’s attention span is rather short.

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Therefore, it is most important that you begin training immediately.

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Incredibly, as you walk toward your rock you will notice that it actually is coming closer.

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