@purplepadma "Believe me β€” I've seen the future and you're better off here!"

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People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast

Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."

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People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood

Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.

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🚨 Hey, everyone!

Anyone? 🚨

There is cruelty to animals going on in this house!

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Listen, buster β€” Ain't NOBODY ever gonna steal MY gingerbread man!

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I don't care what the calendar says or what your Candlemas tradition is β€” this year you're not taking my gingerbread man away!

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The only thing you'll like less than getting out of bed today will be me, starving to death...

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You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...

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"Good morning! I let you sleep extra late this morning, but now it's time to PLAY!"

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