Pension Crisis Solved by Tears? 24-Hour Celebrity Crying Telethon

AI analyzes celebrity tears to manage pension funds. "Your idol's tears support retirement." Ratings strong, but assets fluctuate wildly.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20251229-social-security-telethon/

#PensionCrisis #TearTherapy #Satire

Surely it’s not the same people struggling with the housing crisis who are also footing the $50B (and growing) bill for the superannuation perks of wealthy boomers? That can't be right. We’re now spending more on tax breaks for self-funded retirees than we do on the pension!
#HousingCrisis #Superannuation #WealthGap #Boomers #TaxBreaks #RetirementPerks #EconomicInequality #PensionCrisis #Auspol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFZ0__5YOGA

"The smell of spring is in the air in Paris. It makes a change from the stench of overflowing bins that had hung over the French capital for the last three weeks after refuse collectors went on strike and up to 10,000 metric tonnes of festering rubbish piled up on the streets."

#Paris breathes easier as refuse workers’ #strike called off and rubbish cleared | #PensionCrisis | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/29/paris-breathes-easier-as-refuse-workers-strike-called-off-and-rubbish-cleared