Harpo the Fluff"I just broke the laws of physics by pissing myself."
-An anonymous friend, 2025
"I love being able to pee while walking."
-An anonymous baby friend, 2025
What are you talking about? It's perfectly normal for a high school graduate like you to be wearing diapers! Don't be ridiculous!
Never forget the Three H's!
Hydrate (so you can pee your pants more)!
Hydrate (so you can pee your pants more)!
Hydrate (so you can pee your pants more)!
Excuse you, I DON'T pee my pants like a "baby." I pee my pants like an EXPERT, thank you very much!