Paul Ryan Just Waiting Patiently For His Not-Trump Prince To Come Rescue GOP

These people will never learn.

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Your Future House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries Schools Republicans With The ABCs Of Leadership

That's a damn fine speech.

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House Republicans' First Order Of Business EVEN BEFORE KILLING IRS: Kill House 'Ethics' Office :)

Foxes prefer unlocked henhouse guarded by newborn kittens.

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Hats Off To Wonkette's 2022 Legislative Badass, Nancy Pelosi!

Thank you, Madam Speaker.

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