You know what, I'm gonna say it, this was a great come back. I'm proud of it.

Lol.

Awarding yourself a ribbon for a pooping contest against yourself. Lmfao.

I like it. Lmfao. I hope I don't forget this motto.

#partypooper

A quotation from Samuel Johnson

The evils inseparably annexed to the present condition of man, are so numerous and afflictive, that it has been, from age to age, the task of some to bewail, and of others to solace them; and he, therefore, will be in danger of seeing a common enemy, who shall attempt to depreciate the few pleasures and felicities which nature has allowed us.

Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
Essay (1753-11-27), The Adventurer, No. 111

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Essay (1753-11-27), The Adventurer, No. 111 - Johnson, Samuel | WIST Quotations

The evils inseparably annexed to the present condition of man, are so numerous and afflictive, that it has been, from age to age, the task of some to bewail, and of others to solace them; and he, therefore, will be in danger of seeing a common enemy, who shall attempt…

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Microsoft has a problem: nobody wants to buy or use its shoddy AI products — as Google's AI growth begins to outpace Copilot products

A new report details how Microsoft has cut some internal goals for AI sales, why? Nobody wants to use its weak products.

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@ennenine 🔍 The string of the bow is straight, the bow is not in tension, where is the potential energy?
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Video Call Child Bday Party Excursions Dept : Detailed discussions on whether or not to have excess cake just in case : “ Oh don’t be a
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J.K. Ei, en mä tietentahtoen tahdo olla #PartyPooper, mutta kun on tämä #autismi ja #raadollisrealismi, niin sitten sanon ääneen asioita, mitä muut eivät välttämättä - ainakaan just sillä hetkellä - tahdo kuulla.

#SoriSiitä, vaikken oikeasti ole pahoillani siitä, että muistuttelen elämän realiteeteista.

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Between the election and the intense push at work, this is the least fun Halloween ever. #partypooper

Bounty: The quicker party pooper!

#bounty #PartyPooper #ad #slogan

@sezduck Shut Up Dumbass #PartyPooper
Saw an "Earth Day project" on re-using soda pop liter bottles as planters, and rather than "oh neat what an earthy day thing to do" my brain said: "that's a drop in the bucket of soda bottle waste... and that stuff degrades into horrible little bits of plastic in the garden... maybe avoid buying the giant soda bottle in the first place?" 🤔 #partypooper