Learned today that my 9 y.o. does not have a good understanding of the function of toilet seats. If the seat isn't already down, he's been sitting directly on the porcelain in public restrooms. 🤮

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My kid licked cat food off a spoon and I thought "at least it's protein."

That's when I knew my macro-tracking had gone too far.

Why variety beats perfection (science-backed, I promise): [LINK]

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https://tryeatpal.com/blog/why-food-variety-beats-perfect-nutrition-every-time

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Me: ‘We don’t hit our friends.’ Toddler: stares me dead in the eye and smacks their own head. I really wasn’t trained for this. 🫠

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Parenting in a nutshell!

This video of me & the kids went around the world on #parentingfail channels, feels good to have it on my own! Surely the biggest news of an artist acquiring their own material this week!

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When's the best time to find out your 4yo used her baby sister's toothbrush to put soap in her Barbie's hair?

I can confirm it is definitely not after you've already started using it to clean said baby sister's teeth 🫠

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