FAFO #PapaJohns 2012: Papa John's opposed Obamacare, complaining it would increase costs by $0.11/pizza & recommended franchise operators cut worker hours below 30 hours/week to block their eligibility. 2026: Papa John's just closed another 40 US locations

Pizza delivery this evening.

Our local Papa John's (yes, I know, but there's no independent pizza place within delivery distance) seems to have switched from organising their own deliveries to using Uber.

This seems to have 2 consequences:

1. Much more detailed tracking information: Uber shows you exactly where their driver is in real time
2. You have to wait a whole hour for your Pizza instead of half an hour.

Honestly, I think I preferred it before they used Uber.

#PapaJohns #Uber #Pizza

In the #BadEconomy. Then again, TBH, there is better grocery store #pizza that Papa Johns. 🍕

> Papa Johns posted weaker sales as cash-strapped U.S. customers cut back on pizza https://qz.com/papa-johns-earnings-miss-north-america-sales-050726

#ThisIsAmerica #PapaJohns

Papa Johns Q1 2026 earnings miss revenue and profit estimates

North America comparable sales fell 6.4% in the first quarter, dragging revenue down 7.7% to $478.6 million

Quartz

Papa Johns really launched an AI assistant called Lou AI

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://nerds.xyz/2026/04/papa-johns-lou-ai/

Two killed in Cobb County crash involving Papa John’s truck on I-75

The Cobb County Police Department has confirmed that two people were killed Friday morning in a multi-vehicle crash on northbound I-75 near Hickory Grove Road. The crash happened around 8:34 a.m., according to the department's Selective Traffic Enforcement Program (STEP) Unit. Preliminary reports show a red 2023 Freightliner Cascadia truck, operated by 28-year-old Zory Beavers of Conyers, struck a white 2019 Freightliner Cascadia driven by 62-year-old Verlon Henley of Fairburn. Beavers was […]

https://drinkofjesus.com/2026/04/04/two-killed-in-cobb-county-crash-involving-papa-johns-truck-on-i-75/

Índice Pizza: quando a pizza sobe perto do Pentágono

Já ouviu falar do "índice pizza" perto do Pentágono? 🍕👀

• O que acontece:
- Uma pizzaria antiga nos arredores do Pentágono começa a lotar de pedidos de pizza (Papa John's).
- Ao mesmo tempo, o movimento nos bares cai — as pessoas não estão se divertindo, estão trabalhando.

• Interpretação:
- Quando aumenta muito o movimento no delivery de pizza e os...

#pizza #Pentagono #PapaJohns #conspiracao #curiosidades #noticias #MorningCrypto

Índice Pizza: sinal de insider trading?

Você já ouviu falar do "índice pizza" que pode denunciar insider trading? 🍕🚨

• O que rolou:
- Uma pessoa entrou com US$32.000 e, em poucas horas, transformou em cerca de US$400.000 💸
- Deputados nos EUA já estão questionando possível insider trading 🏛️

• O sinal curioso:
- O tal "índice pizza" do Papa John's perto do Pentágono — pedidos de pizza virando indício de...

#insider #pizza #investimento #trading #mercado #PapaJohns #MorningCrypto

Delivery Woman Takes Pizzas Instead Of Delivery Bag 🍕

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Concerning: Papa John’s Menu Is Now Referring To A Serving Of Their Special Garlic Dipping Sauce As A ‘Foreskinful’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://clickhole.com/concerning-papa-johns-menu-is-now-referring-to-a-serving-of-their-special-garlic-dipping-sauce-as-a-foreskinful/

And I've got copies of the #PapaJohns and #DoorDash web pages and a copy of the text messages. 😈

May write a complaint letter, too.

#Enshitification

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