Ah yes. Rock in a sock - one ward that truly works. #PaganHumor #paganhumour
Me: *twelve successive text messages in the group chat about why Medusa's origin doesn't need to be retconned, but instead UN-RETCONNED back to her just being the daughter of Keto*

My sister: ... I appear to have fallen to one of the classic histórical blunders...

My sister: Never bring up the Greeks when pagans are on the line.

#pagan #paganhumor
Where is the lie? #folklore #paganhumor

So I did this elsewhere a while back and it was fun. Who wants to help me come up with silly Pagan-themed curses?

Ones I have so far:

May Thor shoot you with lightning and give you permanent static hair. (Would also work for Zeus.)

May Odin replace your draft of the mead of inspiration with pickle juice.

May Loki decide that your life is too boring. (Again, can replace with other trickster type deities.)

#PaganHumor

I keep imagining starting a webcomic with my husband (because unlike me, he can actually draw) about a young witch who goes to form a relation with a goddess like Gaia or Brigid and ends up contacting Hel instead. #PaganHumor #WebComicIdea