Mission Impossible

"Your mission, should you accept it, is to eat a chocolate chip granola bar from Aldi, but without making a mess."

"Oh, fuck off! You know full well that it is impossible to eat a granola bar from Aldi without dropping chocolate chips on yourself, and looking like you just pooed yourself. I reject this mission!"

#MissionImpossible #ChocolateChips #GranolaBars #Aldi #poo

Troye Sivan — One of your girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGl8McrOHo

#pouetRadio #poo

Happy Turdsday!

#draw #drawing #draweveryday #dailydrawing #dailysketch #sketch #sketchbook #art #mastoart #FediArt #artwork #comic #cartoon #turd #king #stinky #turdsday #poo #crapital #silly #digitalink #digitalinkillustration #makeartnotwar #drawingaddict #whimsicalart #noai

DUBLINERS: Be careful if you're going to the beach in Balbriggan or Portmarnock I've the next few days:

Prior Warning Notice for Balbriggan and Portmarnock June 2026
"Fingal County Council has issued a Prior Warning Notice for Front Strand beach in Balbriggan and Velvet Strand beach in Portmarnock due to forecasted heavy rainfall.
"It will come into effect from 05 June for 5 days."

https://www.fingal.ie/news/prior-warning-notice-balbriggan-and-portmarnock-june-2026

🌧️💩

#Balbriggan #portmarnock #Fingal #dublin #beaches #pollution #poo #rMastoDaoine

#scatgw #kinkgw #sissybitch #fetish #fetishes #shit #poo #analplay #shitporn #pornart #fettish #fettishes #Fettisch #bisexualbottom #nsfw

Just the fall of the D

The Guardian: ‘Half the peloton is ill’: cowpats blamed as cyclists fall sick after race in Belgium

Some riders hospitalised after Famenne Ardenne Classic

Dung may have sprayed on to riders in wet conditions

"...Three Lotto-Intermarché riders suffered from abdominal pain, diarrhoea, fever and vomiting, and were briefly hospitalised, the team said from Bulgaria, where the Giro begins on Friday...."

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/may/06/cowpats-blamed-cyclists-fall-sick-after-race-in-belgium-ardenne-classic

#poo #BikeTooter #sports