John Birmingham in Substack:
https://open.substack.com/pub/aliensideboob/p/a-tiny-sack-of-shrivelled-aussie
choice quote:
"We understand Albo, that you are packing a tiny sack of shrivelled Aussie sultanas downstairs and not a giant swinging bag of Spanish style cojones, mate."

A tiny sack of shrivelled Aussie sultanas.
I wonder if Albo will be the first to endorse Trump’s use of a nuclear weapon against Iran when this war gets even further off script and the orange dementor gets it into his rotting pumpkin husk that the only way out is through glazing the sands of Persia into a dark obsidian mirror in which he can stare at his reflection for all eternity?
