#overheardatthebookstore
Proprietor (P): Good morning, sir. Can I help you?
Can you help me with 'David Coperfield'?
P: Ah, yes, Dickens.
No....
P: (pause) I beg your pardon?
No, Edmund Wells.
P: I... *think* you'll find Charles Dickens wrote 'David Copperfield', sir....
No, no, Dickens wrote 'David Copperfield' with *two* Ps. This is 'David Coperfield' with *one* P by Edmund Wells.
P: 'David Coperfield' with one P?
Yes, I should have said.
P: Yes, well in that case we don't have it.
