"In the words of the mighty Marthammor Duin .... YOLO"
#OverheardatDnD
DM: "roll for intelligence."
Druid: 7
Paladin: 10
Ranger: 1
Bard: "I'm still trying to find my intelligence roll"
#OverheardAtDnD #DnD #ThatsHowIRoll

"You can buy an extra cloak and tabard, but you're starting to look like a small siege tower."

"I'm a dwarf paladin, I ALWAYS look like a small siege tower. I AM a small siege tower."

#OverheardAtDnD

Apparently we are carving through the enemies in #DnD today "like a hot dwarf through butter" and, as the dwarf in question, you're welcome πŸ˜„ #overheard #OverheardAtDnD
"Do sahuagin wear pants? Does that make sense?"
"Maybe just fanny packs?"
"They're fish people, wouldn't they wear finny packs?"
"OMG, stop the puns, that's it, you are BARRED"
"No, I'm the paladin!"
"Someone mute her..."
#OverheardAtDnD #puns
"I forgot I had summoned this ostrich behind me." #OverheardAtDnD