Mastodawn

"You can't just erase donuts." #OutOfContextWife

"Apparently you shouldn't bathe hamsters." #OutOfContextWife

I'm just reflecting the ridiculousness. #OutOfContextWife

Skibidi-doo…
Skibidi-giblet…
Skibidi… something?

I had a toad in my pocket. #OutOfContextWife

I would not bathe with cockroaches, but I might do an embarrassing dance. #OutOfContextWife

That looks like it could be a fish…

…it's not, though. It's a prostitute.

"I didn't say that, so you can't quote it." #OutOfContextWife

"Maybe I should stop feeling my face… but I can't." #OutOfContextWife

"Babies are no longer important because beef." #OutOfContextWife