Is it my imagination or is watching TSN getting more and more painful?

Is it my imagination or is watching TSN getting more and more painful?

Getting old is making sound effects every morning just trying to stand up. Knees crack, back pops, and somehow the first noise of the day comes from me instead of the coffee maker. Human bodies really do expire like store-brand batteries.
#Aging #Morning #Ouch #Creaky #Tired #Adulting #Pain #Coffee #Reality #Oldness
Smacked myself on the bridge of my nose weightlifting in the gym.
Nothing broken, but I think it's going to leave a very visible bruise for a few days.
Yesterday I stubbed my right little toe, badly, stepping into the shower. It hurt to walk all day, and when I had time to inspect it (at bedtime) it was an unsightly purple mess. (No pictures, what are you, medighouls?)
I thought I might have broken it, but the pain is significantly reduced today so I’m guessing I sprained it (can you sprain a toe?) or maybe just bruised it badly.
It (the toe) still points in the direction it should, so that’s good. No long walks today though.
Caught the tip of my thumb with a rubber mallet while working in the garden.
Not going to miss these windows that only open at the top, and need a chair/ladder to stand on to open. Just fell off a chair because I’m exhausted and not paying attention. Sore legs and stomach 😞😅
I’m so fed up of packing and organising. We don’t really have that much stuff, I don’t understand where it’s coming from 🙂
#Ouch #Exhausted