Actually, ace reporter Paul Rudnick discovered
the real reasons that "European leaders gave
for not helping Trump with his #IranWar,
better known as #OperationEpicFailure:
- Trump offered no free hats,
- There was an odor from his diaper,
- They had a fear of having to hear Lara Trump sing,
- Trump included a demand to call it the Strait of Trump-Hormuz, and
- Everyone was still waiting for their tariff refunds."






