Poor Petie. An alcohol ravaged brain, patsie-level comprehension and too many war comics up against 1500 years of "language as a weapon".
Poor Petie. An alcohol ravaged brain, patsie-level comprehension and too many war comics up against 1500 years of "language as a weapon".
@AnnaAnthro
Will we find that Hegseth is involved in the disappearance?
The dim-witted simp can't be trusted.
Trump thinking "I need a patsy to do huuuge war crimes for me. Like a WWF wrestler. But so much more stupid. ... That'd be that Hegseth chimp."
The job interview phone call:
Trump: "Hello Pete, I may have something for you. But first will you answer one question for me?"
P: I'd be very happy to do that Mr President.
Trump: If you had to use nuclear bombs to make America great would you? Use them against Blue cities I mean. Is making America great that important to you Pet?
Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of Defence who cannot remember his own title, is having One Of Those Weekends. He's had to pose and try to look intelligent while the press pool covers the "situation room"-type clubhouse meeting at Shangri-La In The Swamp, had to talk about bombing and attacking a place half a world away that he couldn't find on a fully-labelled globe, and had difficulty understanding when it was explained to him that "Iranese" is not actually a real language.
And now, this announcement:
> The Pentagon is holding a news conference on the US’ operation
> in Iran at 8 a.m. ET Monday, the Department of Defense posted
> on social media.
Monday morning meetings are the worst, but having to give a presentation while hungover or still hammered really takes it up to hell-on-earth.
#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #OnlyTheBest #cabinet #Trump #EmptySuit #Iran #Bomb #WarCrimes #ICC #TheHague #hammered #unqualified #USPol #war
Mark Hughes (@markhughesF1):
RT @TomHartleyjnr: I actually make my living by buying and selling these cars
#DreamJob #UsedCarDealer #CarsWithHistory #THJ #OnlyTheBest…
I agree with your criticism of Spotify, @vinterkarusell.
Then you asked: "When was the last time you sat down and actually listened to an album from start to finish?"
Few albums deserve to be listened to an album from start to finish. I prefer to choose the best songs for myself, instead of being forced to hear something bad before I can hear something good.
As you wrote: "Making up your own mind about what to listen to is priceless."
#music #OnlyTheBest #prochoice
"Is "The Charlie Kirk Effect" Making Christianity Popular?"
Only the best sort of Christianity.
Like everything in Trump's diapers.
How about a #NuclearWinter with backup #CobaltDispersion (is this even real?).
Pete, you're a worse than useless dipstick.
#OnlyTheBest Trump
@molly0xfff I had to look up Bill Zanker and found this little gem
“Among Zanker's numerous past ventures has been a failed education company, an ill-fated crowdfunding site that Trump promoted, **a back rub company** and a series of self-help courses.”
Oh, and he wanted to throw thousands of dollars from the top of the Empire State Building as a stunt