Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Coffee plantation workers are grounds keepers

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Great name for a tree surgeon biz - Poplar Mechanics

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Two volcanologists fell in lava with each other

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I put on the flimsy hospital gown and everyone said “ICU”

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

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Sunrise in London produces English lit

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

A KFC diet means biting the pullet

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I dreamed of installing a window, but couldn’t handle the pane

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

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A #BASIC #oneliner from Rajiv Gatha for #AmstradCPC (published in "Amstrad Action", June 1987, p. 24:

10 MODE 0:s=306:WHILE(TEST(s+8,18))=0:TAG:MOVE s,14:PRINT CHR$(239);:MOVE RND(1)*620,399:PRINT CHR$(46);:TAGOFF:LOCATE 1,1:PRINT CHR$(11);CHR$(11);:s=s-((INKEY(71)+1) AND s>=0)*4:s=s+((INKEY(63)+1) AND s<=612)*4:WEND:PRINT"WHOOPS":FOR t=0 TO 1000:NEXT:RUN