My wife is getting me a chain to wear my wedding ring round my neck. I dislocated that finger playing rugby back in the day, and I’ve also broken the knuckle a couple of times, and the joint has always been a bit swollen and seems to be getting worse as I get older. Who says romance is dead?

#OneRingToRuleThemAll

Look up to the sky...
There it is, the M57, also known as the Ring Nebula. A planetary nebula about 2,000 light-years away, quietly glowing in the constellation Lyra.
After a couple of nights out with the telescope, battling focus, clouds, and expectations, this photo is far from perfect — but it's real. A tiny ring of gas, the remains of a dying star, floating in the void.

Still... “The Ring – One Nebula to rule them all!”

#RingNebula #DarkSky #Astrophotography #Stargazing #PreciousNebula #OneRingToRuleThemAll #DeepSky #M57 #Seestar #Camping #CampingInPortugal #Alentejo #Évora #LookUp #SpaceLovers #Nebula
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vous lisez #OneRingToRuleThemAll
ou #OneRingToRuleTheMall ?

"Why couldn't the hobbit reach Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring?

Because he kept getting side tracked by all of Tolkien's other books on his journey! He was constantly distracted by ""The Hobbit,"" ""The Silmarillion,"" and even ""Letters from Father Christmas"" along the way. He just couldn't resist the temptation of reading one more book.

https://punnypeak.com/lord-of-the-rings-puns/

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Unleash Your Inner Hobbit: 180+ Lord Of The Rings Jokes & Puns!

Welcome, humor-loving readers! Are you ready to journey into a world filled with laughs and clever wordplay? Look no further, because I've got the best list

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lord of the rings reboot, but it's a cock ring.
#OneRingToRuleThemAll
Magic: The Gathering's Rarest Lord of the Rings Card Has Been Found

The 1/1 "The One Ring" card from the latest Magic the Gathering expansion is worth millions.

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One that I almost forgot: #Notion https://www.notion.so/ --> Have been using this for a couple of months now. I like the snappyness and how effortlessly it syncs stuff. Mobile app just works ✅.
NOT digging the #ai functionality that has been creeping into it. It seems that it wants to be your #oneringtorulethemall app ❌
Your connected workspace for wiki, docs & projects | Notion

A new tool that blends your everyday work apps into one. It's the all-in-one workspace for you and your team.

Notion
RT @peterjacksonnz: Breaking news: I have found the real One Ring in my backyard. It was buried under a pile of leaves. I'm going to Mordor to destroy it. Wish me luck. #lotr #oneringtorulethemall