joe•iuculano 
Hey, Donnie Boy! I hope you realize that if anything happens to your former bromantic partner Elon in the next few weeks, you'll be suspect number one.
Just saying.
So Musk is threatening to create and fund a third party. Remember he's got about half a trillion dollars he can blow any way he pleases. And I'm sure many billionaires would gain a sense of leverage by donating to this third party.
And where do you think most of its voters would come from?
That's right, the Republican Party!
Trump doesn't really care about this, but I'm sure the GOP is currently on the verge of shitting their pants.
Courtesy of #StephenColbert and the #LateShow
Donald is gonna have to buy this bumper sticker
Bannon tells Trump he needs to deport Elon.
Elon says Trump needs to be impeached.
I need both of these situations to come true!