Robert PickeringI'm sure there's a joke to made about getting Lynn Truss and Liz Truss mixed up. But I'm not sure how to punctuation it correctly.
It's unfair to compare Donald Trump to Liz Trump. It's like comparing oranges and lettuces.
Dale@robertpi I briefly thought you were going in a #oldjokeshome direction there what with being a developer who is oldπ
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Our local ironmonger died so we adopted his dog. As soon as we got him home he made a bolt for the door.
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Bumped into Donald Trump in the bar at Mar-A-Lago and offered to buy him a pint.
He said "No thanks. I've got a half ear.
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My friend was horrified by the results of his genealogy test. He found out his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now he can't look himself in the mirror.
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Q/ What do you call a pigfucker with three eyes?
A/ Daviiid Cameron
"Did you hear Old MacDonald's Farm is being run by artificial intelligence?"
"AI?"
"AI."
"Oh."
Q: What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
A: 10-ish
Q: How do you console someone with bad grammar skills?
A: There, their, they're.