Why did the Ibis cross the road?

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Rogelio is not amused by your joke.

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Patient: Doc, I have this pain in my right eye when I drink coffee

Dr: take the spoon out first.

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When out in the wild, it's important to avoid danger from large wild animals.

Many advocate carrying bells so as not to accidentally surprise a bear, and pepper spray to use in case you do.

You can often identify which animals have been nearby by their scat (poop). Smaller ones leave pellets. Larger ones leave larger droppings, and deer poop is bigger. Bear poop is larger still, and sometimes smells of pepper and contains small bells.

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Some very old jokes, mostly Victorian....

Happy Old Joke Day !

Now it's your turn - share below!

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I'm about to take a hot shower. It's like a regular shower, but with me in it. 🛀

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Did you know, because Ghandi walked everywhere he had big callouses on his feet, and his diet made him quite thin and weak, and left him with very bad breath?
He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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People on Twitter are playing with zi.tool, which is very cool and very useful for building rare and non-unicode characters. Of course, my mind is less... profound...

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