Woman plans.

Cat barfs.

#OldBroadLife

And apparently reached the stage in life where I cook lots of things in the crockpot.

I don't know what precisely happened; it seems to be the next step from buying the exact same sweater in five different colours. (Ngl, I have five of one sweater in only 3 colours, and I deeply regret getting 2x cream.)

Tonight is a little bit of an experiment with mustard chicken. I guess I'm going to find out whether this is a terrible idea or not.

I'm still searing the shit out of it before I put it in the crockpot though, so hopefully that will yield good results.

I've had this crockpot for well over 25 years now. I think I used it about a dozen times up until this year. Now I'm using it twice a week, at least.

#OldBroadLife #cookstodon

Nothing sucks harder than when you wake up with a craving for something you absolutely are not going to get to eat today.

Yesterday I picked something off the menu in a tiny restaurant that was one of the few things open on Colonizer Day. And it turned out to be one of the tastiest breakfasts I've had.

Shanghai street food, I will eat you again soon.

#OldBroadLife

I have realized that 60 year-old me is on track to be much closer to 13 year-old me than 30 year-old me.

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Been an absolutely hectic couple of days. Just picked up the book for Francesca Albanese, and I am rearranging my day tomorrow in order to get it to her.

Lots of #ProtestLaw stuff in the foreground and background.

And now, I am to take the bus ride home to leisurely enjoy the new #SP411STAR drop, and play "How Many Times Do I Appear In the Screenshots."

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1854810908373270860.html or
https://archive.ph/29Kce if you want to read along and you don't have xitter.
(You have to open videos/images independently, though.)

#OldBroadLife #CreepySpouseInDaHouse #CarymaNgo

I really need one of those "things people think I'm doing versus things I'm actually doing" memes.

What I'm actually doing:

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